Matt Smith and Billie Piper ‘American Psycho’ play press night after party
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
“I Have A Name and it is Not Old Sport” by Nick Carraway
"I Want To Stop Being Your Third Wheel" Written and narrated by Nick Carraway
Tags: really wish i didnt ship them cuz its far too painful already asdfghjkl; frary reign
If the servants are gossiping about your unmade bed it is too late to rectify the situation.
I’ll pressure you, and listen to you, and argue with you, and love you until the day I die. Together, we’ll decide what is right, as husband and wife.
I like that word “we”…and “our”.