Stop being adorable I shouldn’t ship political leaders
How can you not like them
Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
“ Satan was just pretty chill.”
what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore
let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
Michael has so many pictures of his kids, he had to get two phones…with two numbers, and he pays two bills.
reminder that paris hilton played a pagan god on supernatural
New Girl, Best of Schmidt: Season 2 Episode 19 ‘Quick Hardening Caulk’.
- watch a new show
- rewatch another show
- watch a movie
- read a book
- or read fanfiction
my life choices are so difficult